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35+ Funny Kitchen Towel Sayings for Crafters

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What’s one thing that nearly every household has? It’s a kitchen! With the rise in popularity of personalized, humorous kitchen towels this year; I figured I’d put together a post with kitchen towel sayings. Be sure to read to the end for a quick talk on parodies and trademarks.

35+ Funny Kitchen Towel Sayings for Crafters

Keep this kitchen clean, eat out!
Chop it like it’s hot (knife themed)
Just beat it! (mixer themed)
Just beet it! (beet themed)
You wanna pizza me? (pizza themed)
Can’t touch this (potholder or oven mitt themed)
Dill with it (pickle themed)
Whisk taker (whisk themed)
All about that baste (meat themed)
Cause a stir (spoon themed)
Flippin’ awesome (spatula themed)
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen
Life is what you bake it (cake or cookie themed)
That’s how I/we roll (roller themed)
I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.
Shake it out (salt and pepper themed)
I like big bundts (bundt pan themed)
To brie or not too brie (cheese themed)
Fork it! We are getting take out. (fork themed)
Wok this way (wok themed)
Who fired the maid?
Catch you on the flip side! (spatula themed)
Just roll with it (roller themed)
Blessed are those who do the dishes.
This is my jam (jam/jelly themed)
Sodalicious (soda themed)
Be grateful (grater themed)
Life is gouda (cheese themed)
Oh stuff it! (stuffing/dressing themed)
It’s getting hot in here (potholder or oven mitt themed)
Screw it (corkscrew themed)
My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations.
Just eat it (cutlery themed)
When in doubt, add bacon (bacon themed)
I’m/We are spicy! (spice themed or hot pepper themed)
You will eat it and you will like it.
Don’t strain yourself (strainer themed)
I donut care (donut themed)
Takeout is my favorite recipe.

Now, if you notice, many of these are parodies of song lyrics. Parodies are usually considered okay to use when referring to trademarked or copywritten lyrics or phrases because they aren’t the phrase that is copywritten or trademarked. However, you’ll need to be sure that no one has trademarked the parody version (confusing, isn’t it!?) Of course, for that information you’d head to the TESS database.

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Saturday 29th of January 2022

Hi, how do I download these?

Debra Espinosa

Saturday 18th of December 2021

Fantastic sayings, I love them all.

Christine, Cutting for Business

Sunday 19th of December 2021


Debra Espinosa

Saturday 18th of December 2021

30 sayings for kitchen towels and I can't download them. What am I doing wrong.