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30+ Funny Bathroom Sayings for Crafters

Filed Under: Crafting Inspiration Lists

Two things have helped me get through the rough spots in my life lately: crafting and humor. So, I went to work designing funny cut files to use for a mini bathroom makeover in the next few weeks. I also made this list of funny bathroom sayings you can use in your Silhouette or Cricut small business.

30+ Funny Bathroom Sayings for Crafters

Please seat yourself
Hello sweet cheeks
Nice butt
Nice bum
Please remain seated for the entire performance
Sprinkles are for cupcakes, not toilet seats
My aim is to keep this bathroom clean, your aim would help
Ready, aim, fire
The best seat in the house
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat
A clean bowl is our goal
If you’re dirty and you know it, wash your hands
Live, laugh, poop
You never know what you have until it is gone, like toilet paper
So fresh and so clean
Focus, aim, flush
I hope everything comes out okay
Save water, shower together
Text me if you run out of toilet paper. (I know you are on your phone.)
Farts are always funny
Fart zone
Please, no selfies in the bathroom
Home is where you poop most comfortably
Stand closer, it’s shorter than you believe
May your aim be with you
I see London, I see France!
Everyone wants to change the world, but no one wants to change the toilet paper roll.
Pee like no one is listening
Objects in the mirror are skinnier than they appear.
I hope your day is as nice as your butt
No job is finished until the paperwork is done
If at first you don’t succeed, flush flush again.

Now, get out there and start crafting! As always, remember that you should check all phrases against the TESS database.

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30+ Funny Bathroom Sayings for Crafters - Silhouette Portrait or Cameo and Cricut Explore or Maker or Joy - by cuttingforbusiness.com

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Comments

  1. Anne Raymond says

    August 23, 2018 at 8:44 am

    Good ones! I’ve always been tempted to put “Laissez les bon temps roulez” on a radiator cover in my bathroom. For those who don’t know, it’s a Cajun expression meaning “Let the Good Times Roll” often associated with Mardi Gras. And, of course, now that I could easily cut that myself the temptation is even greater. I’ve never quite had the nerve – maybe now I will. LOL

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    • Christine says

      September 24, 2018 at 8:54 am

      LOL! Too funny!

      Reply
  2. Donna C says

    August 23, 2018 at 9:28 am

    Christine, there sayings are so funny!!! Thanks so much for sharing them with us!

    Reply
    • Christine says

      September 24, 2018 at 8:54 am

      Happy to share!

      Reply

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