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25+ Liquor Sayings for Crafters

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From the emails I’ve received, Cutting for Business readers like selling alcohol themed items. I’ve already provided a crafting inspiration list for beer and another one for wine related products.

By popular request, here’s a crafting inspiration list for liquor and other drinks. For someone who doesn’t drink much more than an occasional beer or glass of wine – this was a project! Cheers!

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25+ Liquor Sayings for Crafters

  • (Type of liquor) may not be the answer, but it is worth a shot!
  • I’m only here for the drinks
  • Drinks well with others
  • I’d rather be drinking
  • Life is too short to drink cheap liquor
  • Who cares if the glass is half empty or half full – I drink straight from the bottle.
  • This looks like a job for (type of liquor)
  • Drinking margaritas with my señoritas
  • This señorita needs a margarita
  • Adulting requires (type of liquor)
  • (Type of liquor) made me do it
  • Save water, drink (type of liquor)
  • Run? I thought you said rum!
  • Drinking rum in the morning makes me a pirate
  • Misery loves (type of liquor)
  • There’s a chance this is (type of liquor)
  • Mornings are for mimosas
  • You had me at champagne (or type of liquor)
  • I make (type of liquor) disappear, what’s your superpower?
  • You can drink like a fish if you are a mermaid
  • I love drunk me, but I don’t trust that bitch
  • Trust me, you can dance. -(Type of liquor)
  • When life gives you lemons, just add (type of liquor)
  • Sorry coffee, today calls for (type of liquor)
  • (Type of liquor) mixes well with everything
  • May contain alcohol
  • Real women/men drink (type of liquor)
  • Gym? I thought you said gin!